AISubs v3.7
Do you guys love money?!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Do you want to make money?!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- I don't know what to say! - Are you okay?!
- He said it! - If you say "somehow", all you can say is "yeah"!
- Yeah. - "Come on, come on!"
- You can totally say it. - It's a good one-way street.
But everyone, please be careful.
- Even if it's money, it's a company project. - Huh?!
- Even if it's money?! - And it's with a big company in Aichi Prefecture...
We were able to film a collaboration video with Kitsukan-san.
It's an amazing thing!
We said "it stinks! It stinks!" and used it like a punishment game or something like that.
But we had to ask Mr. Togawa Yamaya-san to do it for us this time.
Even if it's a microwave oven, it's not a microwave oven.
Oh, I see!
Don't worry about it.
When you buy frozen food or something like "it stinks! It stinks!" you also microwave it, right?
Yeah.
Well, it says "hundreds of watts" or "hundreds of minutes" if you buy it at a convenience store, right?
But isn't it amazing if you can do it without looking at it?
Well, even if you don't have that display, we're going to show you how to do it just by looking at it so you can microwave it perfectly.
Oh, I see!
That's what "microwave-cleaners" are.
We're going to give "microwave-cleaners" the title of "microwave sommelier," so if you don't have enough of it, you'll say, "Oh, it's still cold."
If you do too much of it, it'll just explode, right?
Microwaving is very important, so we're going to do a good job of microwaving it for you today.
First of all, please split up into teams.
You all have a time limit of 15 minutes and 30 seconds.
From now on, you will use these 15 minutes and 30 seconds well and microwave the food that comes out of you just right.
If you use it up, you won't be able to use it anymore, right?
Oh, I see.
So if you do your best every time, you can eat everything deliciously.
Even if you say, "Oh, it's cold." or "Oh, it's going to explode."
Of course we won't say it.
We won't say, "Oh, it's bad." or "I can't eat it."
We'll eat it while saying, "Oh, it's surprisingly good."
"Oh, it's surprisingly good." That's what you're saying, right?
That's what I'm saying.
Then let's do it.
What?
So for now, you all have a time limit of 15 minutes and 30 seconds, so we're going to put it in the microwave.
Now, bring me the ingredients!
Oh!
- Oh, there's a lot of it! - Oh, there's a lot of it!
- Wow! - Well, everyone,
using those 15 minutes and 30 seconds,
please warm up the six of them and eat them deliciously.
- Okay! - And so,
for the first round,
we'll use the recipe that Tetsuya-san has in front of you.
- What? This one? - Yes.
It's called "Mashimashi Ponyasai", which is a five-day official recipe.
Well, we'll microwave it,
and make it nice and soft,
add ponzu sauce, and eat it. It's delicious!
- Wow, you're making something delicious. - It looks delicious!
And so, for the first round,
we'll use this shiitake mushroom,
- Oh, it looks delicious! - and...
- Aji-pon... - ...and...
- Wow, it looks delicious! - It's really good!
- And... - Huh?
- Any home-cooked dish is fine. - Huh?
- Any unusual dish is fine. - Where is this from?
- Oh, that's...
Any home-cooked dish is fine.
Any... right?
You put it on the table and heat it up.
There's a flipboard under the table, so you decide how long you're gonna heat it up and use it.
- It's a new pan. - Oh, so you can cook it raw?
- Yes, but there's some meat under it. - Oh, there's meat!
- It's like a stewed vegetable. - That's right.
- Is there tape on the manufacturer of the microwave? - Isn't it Mitsukan-san?
- Huh? - Isn't it Mitsukan-san?
This is not Mitsukan-san's microwave.
- The flipboard you're holding is also not Mitsukan-san's. - No, it's not.
- Oh... - That's not a brand name.
Can you edit this out for me? The team on the right is thinking seriously, and the team on the left...
- Are you serious about this? - Hey, you're too fast!
- Alright! - Alright!
- Alright, team serious, please hand it over. - Bam! 2 minutes and 45 seconds!
- Yes. - Team serious and not serious, please go ahead.
- Bam! 2 minutes and 40 seconds! - That's too much!
- Hey, you're too fast! - Isn't this amazing?
- It's amazing. - That's true.
- Alright, put sesame oil on the flipboard. - Alright, I'll put sesame oil first.
- Ooh! - Alright, team team, please go ahead.
- Yes! - 600 watts, 2 minutes and 40 seconds...
- Set... - FIRE!
Why don't you say "fire" when you're teaming up?
- 2 minutes and 40 seconds... Wouldn't it be hell if you did it yourself? - You're saying that out of your own will?
- But you're definitely weaker than you are. - That's right.
- I'm starting to think this is bad. - Here it is!
- Ah, there it is! - Please!
- But you can't see it, can you? - No, you can't see it.
- Is this okay? It's cold, isn't it? - Huh?
- It says it won't cool you down. - Oh, I see.
- So you won't change the temperature from now on. - Here you go... 2 minutes and 45 seconds.
- 2 minutes and 45 seconds. - Yes.
- 2 minutes and 45 seconds... - Set... - Start!
- Please eat for 5 seconds. - Set...
- Start! - Then, everyone's Mashimashipon vegetables... - Yes. - 2 minutes and 40 seconds version, 2 minutes and 45 seconds version... - Yes. - I will put it out. - Yes. - Then, first of all, please put out 2 minutes and 40 seconds of Mashimashipon vegetables. - Oh! - How is it? - Huh? - Isn't it in the best condition? - Next, please put out 2 minutes and 45 seconds of Mashimashipon vegetables. - Wow! - Good! - Looks delicious! - I won! - Very good! - I won! - Nothing has changed. - Wait a minute, what is it? - Did you use it with your brother?
- Hahaha! - There is no need to separate it by hand.
[Mashimashipon vegetables]
- So, it doesn't have any taste, so please eat it with Mashimashipon vegetables. - Good!
- I will eat it normally. - Let's eat it normally. - I'm curious about this one.
- Let's eat it spicy. - Spicy horse? - Yes.
- Oh, it's pretty spicy, it's scary! - Oh, it's spicy!
- Ponzu is more delicious if you use it. - Yes.
- Then, is it okay? - Yes.
- Thank you for the meal! - Thank you for the meal!
- You eat really good food. - This is the best meal.
- It's super healthy. - Thank you for the meal!
- Hmm! - Hmm!
- Delicious! - It must be delicious!
- Umapirin is really delicious. - Is it easy to make it at home?
- Spring vegetables and fresh onions. - How is it? Is the crispiness still there?
- It's still there. - It's delicious.
- All the vegetables are alive. - This is an advertisement, so I don't want it to be exaggerated.
- But in reality, it's more alive. - Hahaha!
- It's more like "delicious"! - Hahaha!
- In terms of industry, it's a big mistake. - Hahaha!
- Thank you for the meal! - Thank you for the meal!
- Tetsuya and Shimizu's team has 12 minutes and 50 seconds left.
- Team "R" and "Yumemaru" has 12 minutes and 45 seconds left. - Yes.
- Don't you know the correct answer yet? - Of course not.
- I see! - Tetsuya-san, please be realistic!
Okay, so this is what's in the "you can microwave this much" container.
Inside we have water, eggs, and seasoning.
- I've decided! - You've decided!
Without consulting me!
By the way, I'm going to decide how we're going to do "cheap sommelier"
- That's right. - Since it's a team match, we can't fight in this.
- Show me what you've got! - Oh, you're no good at all!
- You're not good at "cheap sommelier"! - Really?!
- No, I think you're good! - Okay, Tetsuto-san, please be realistic!
Time!
- 5 minutes and 20 seconds. - Yeah!
I see.
- Yo-yo-san! - What?!
- 2 minutes and 30 seconds. - What?!
- Do you want to drink it cold? - No, no, no.
- Look at how it's solidifying. - It's not solidifying.
- There's a special container in it. - Okay, 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
- Okay. - Okay.
- I'm not that confident about this. - Yeah.
- Toshin-san said 6 minutes in the beginning. - Yeah.
- Toshin-san said 5 minutes and 50 seconds. - Yeah.
- Toshin-san said 5 minutes and 20 seconds. - Yeah.
- That's too bad. - No, it was brave of you to say that.
- After the explosion... - Well, let's not look at it for now. - Yeah.
- I'm curious about it. - Okay, 5 minutes and 20 seconds.
- 5 minutes in the beginning... - Yeah.
- Let's go, Kojima! - Let's go!
- My arms were shaking just now. - Yeah.
- 20 seconds left. - Oh, 20 seconds.
- I just turned it over. - Yeah.
- I didn't cheer for you to hang in there. - Let's hang in there!
- Please... Please...
- Please... - All we can do is ask you to do it!
- 3... - 3...
- 2... - 2...
- 1... - 1...
- Go! - Wow...
- Oh, nice! - Oh...
- But there's a lid here, so please open it at the same time. - Yeah.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh...
- It's unexpectedly... - It's unexpectedly...
- It's unexpected.
- It's the same feeling. - Yeah, it's like...
- It's like "this one and this one"... - Yeah.
- It's like you can't say anything... - Yeah.
- Please eat up. - Okay!
- It's not like the taste isn't good. - I'll eat it up.
- It's good! - It's steamed properly.
- Why is it so hot? - It's good!
- Both teams are solidifying. - They are.
- Thank you for the meal! - Thank you for the meal!
Next, can I decide?
- Two frozen cheese balls. - Oh, that's good!
- The ones that were in the freezer. - Oh, I see!
- And... - These frozen ones are more familiar.
- This is excellent, ma'am! - This is...
- This is small.
- It's small. - It's like a takoyaki.
- Thank you for the meal! - Thank you for the meal!
- And your remaining time is... - Team Tetsuya Toshimi, 7 minutes and 30 seconds.
- Team Ah! Remember! 10 minutes and 15 seconds.
- You have a lot of time! - You have a lot of time!
- Please sign the receipt you have. - Oh, too bad!
- It's wrong. - I'll write it here.
- Oh, it's changed! - I can't stop writing it.
- Okay, test scene! - Okay!
- 2 minutes and 20 seconds! - Oh, Ryume!
- 1 minute and 45 seconds! - Oh, no!
- I messed up! - This is a kikachi cheese ball!
- Ryume, please warm up for 20 seconds.
- Oh! - Tetsuya-kun! Tetsuya-kun! Tetsuya-kun!
- What? - Oh, no!
- It's starting to look good on the right side! - It's not that bad!
- Oh, look! There's a lot of smoke coming out! - Oh, I can't see it! I can't see it!
- It's coming off! - It's coming off!
- Oh, it's coming off! - It's coming off!
- Could it be a mistake? - 3, 2, 1!
- Oh! - It came off!
- It came off! It came off!
That was close!
But it's actually...
[Laughing]
- You're looking at it. - You're looking at it!
You're nervous!
1 minute and 45 seconds.
- Here I go. - Okay!
Fire!
It's a double fire.
Oh, I see.
I didn't cover it up, so I thought it'd be amazing.
Wouldn't it be popular?
You say "fire" without covering it up.
Bamboo doesn't come.
[Laughing]
Bamboo doesn't come.
Oh, wow!
Oh, now, now, now!
- Oh! - Oh!
Okay, so...
Please take it out of the 1 minute and 45 second cheese ball.
Okay, perfect, perfect.
- Okay! - Okay!
That was a little too much.
But this came out, too.
Well, well, well.
Huh? This one's low in heat, too.
This one's good, too!
- Is it okay? - It's too hot, it's too hot.
- It's too hot, it's too hot.
Please take it out of the oven.
Okay, so...
I'll start with this one.
1 minute and 45 seconds.
Let's see what's inside.
Is the cheese melting properly?
It looks hard, doesn't it?
- It looks hard, doesn't it? - Yeah.
- But it's probably a little chewy. - Yeah.
How about yours?
You're the only one who didn't say anything.
There's no cheese...
Huh?!
There isn't?!
There isn't!
Did it melt?
- Huh? - Let's go!
- Look! - It's hard, isn't it?
Oh, it's really pretty hard.
It's seriously hard!
It's too hard!
It turned into a ball, really.
It's too hard, it's really too hard.
It's too hard, it's too hard.
It's hard!
Oh!
Wow, I'm really curious about this one.
- My legs are gonna break. - Huh?!
- What? - Huh?
What is this?
The cheese...
It turned into crispy cheese.
- Oh, I see. - The one inside.
It's too warm.
It goes pretty well with the meat.
- Oh, I see. - Yeah, I see.
- It's too melty. - I see.
Oh, it's good!
- Yeah! - It's good!
It's good!
Oh, this is good.
It's a little...
It's good!
This one...
Sata...
It's not that good.
It's good!
If you want to make cheese sata...
Please tell me about this recipe.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Thank you for the meal! - Okay!
And with that...
Let's eat the sweet potato now!
It's about this thick.
You can eat it with a paper towel or something like that.
You can eat it like that.
No, there's only 5 minutes and 10 seconds left!
And we still have daikon and chive manchi left.
Really?
I wanted to say a little more.
Isn't it like this?
Wow!
Kagane's mentality!
You!
This is amazing!
Okay, Awa and Yumemaru, please!
Okay!
2 minutes!
- 2 minutes! - I saw it, I saw it, I have to say it!
I don't know if I said it!
Test, please!
3 minutes and 40 seconds.
I see!
- You're out of breath, aren't you? - You're out of breath!
But you didn't leave any for dinner!
- This is how you deal with this ingredient. - That's right.
- This is pretty tough. - Let's move on to 2 minutes. - Shall we?
- I'm worried about my opponent. - Is this 1 minute and 30 seconds?
- You took too long. - We still have 2 minutes, don't we? - We have 2 minutes.
- I can't do 1 minute anymore!
- Okay! - I think this is good. - I think this is good.
- I hope it's good. - I hope it's good!
- Okay, so the 2-minute sweet potato looks like this. - Isn't it different?
- It's a little... - It's huge! - It's not small! - It's frozen!
- The 3-minute and 40-second sweet potato looks like this. - Wow!
- It's warm! - It's warm because of the metal. - It's hot! - Sorry about that. - It can't be helped.
- This is really tough. - It looks good. - It looks good!
- Let's eat! - I'm gonna eat it with my hands.
- Wow, it's raw in the middle! - At times like this, he'll definitely get the bad looking one for me.
- He's a kind man. - The rock looks cool! - Let's do it a few times in front of the rock.
- What is it? - Did you eat it? - Yes! - Thank you for the meal! - Thank you for the meal!
- Now, let's do the last 2 rounds! - Tetsuya and Shimizu's team, 1 minute and 30 seconds left!
- Kaoru and Yumemaru's team, 6 minutes and 30 seconds! - It's frozen, right? - It's frozen. - Can you show me? - Is it frozen?
- It's like a rice bowl! - Thank you for the meal! - Kaoru and Yumemaru's team, 20 seconds! - Tetsuya and Shimizu's team, 20 seconds!
- Let's eat it right away! - Can you see it? - Can you see it? - Can you see it? - Is it frozen? - Can you split it? - Okay, let's go!
- Isn't it too hard? - This is bad! - Wait a minute! - Seriously? - I see! - But it's like a rice cake. I want to eat it with something. - I see! - Isn't there anything? - Here it is! - It's been a while! - Should we say "thank you" in front of the rock? - Thank you for the meal! - Melt it!
- We don't use it to melt frozen things. - Thank you for the meal! - This food report is difficult! - How does it taste? - It's hot!
- I'm sure it's good! - Thank you for the meal!
- The reason why we cut the video so short is... - Because we're scared of the last one.
- That's right! - That's right!
- The last one is Gon-chan! - Thank you for the meal!
- We don't have much time left, so... - Team Tetsuya and Shimizu has 1 minute and 10 seconds left.
- Team Ahri and Memal has 6 minutes and 10 seconds left. - Please write down how many tons you'll use.
- Team Ahri and Memal!
- 6 minutes and 10 seconds! - Team Tetsuya and Shimizu!
- I'll use all of them! - You're bullying me!
- 1 minute and 10 seconds! - Please write it down in 1 minute and 10 seconds!
- 1 minute and 10 seconds! - Fire!
- Double fire! - This is hot!
- I think we can do it in 1 minute and 10 seconds!
- Wow, it's fast! - It's so fast!
- 6 minutes and 10 seconds! - 6 minutes and 10 seconds!
- Ready... - Fire!
- It exploded! - We did it!
- The bomber's mixed up! - Look at it!
- There's steam coming out! - It's really hot!
- This is fine! - 3... 2... 1...
- Eat it! - Please submit your answers!
- The hot daikon we heated for 6 minutes and 10 seconds is... - This one!
- 10... - Wow!
- It's really good! - Well, well, well...
- This is pretty good! - The daikon we heated for 1 minute and 10 seconds is...
- Please! - Please!
- It's so hard! - I don't know...
- I don't know if it's this one... - I don't know if it's this one...
- I hope you can feel the heat of the daikon through the camera... - Yeah!
- Please submit your answers! - Yes!
- Please submit your answers! - It's not a gigo gigo!
- Wow! - It's really not a gigo gigo...
- Wow! - Seriously?
- Seriously?! - Wow...
- I'll go! - Yeah!
- It's not a gigo gigo! - If you eat it...
- Su-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u! - Yeah!
- It's slightly salty and a little expensive! - It's better than I expected!
- Please eat it with your favorite seasoning! - Let me eat it with my favorite flavor!
- Thank you for the food! - Oh, you're eating it with chopsticks!
- Thank you for the food! - Isn't it a waste of chopsticks?
- It's here! - Hahahaha...!
- ♬ la la la ~ ♪ - Hahahaha!
(laughing)
(singing)
(laughing)
- How is it, Mr. Eimiura? - Delicious!
- That's good! - Cheers!
- Is it? - Is it, Ms. Tetsuya?
- That's radish. - Radish?
- Yeah. - Not pear?
- I thought you were going to eat kake-takuan, but it's actually something else. - It's exactly takuan.
- If it wasn't for the seasoning, it would've been over. - That was close!
- That's a relief! - That's a relief! That saved me!
- Yeah, really! - Don't do weird quick-fire things like that!
- Ms. Tetsuya, show me your face. - Well, it's better than I thought it would be.
- "There's nothing else to do." - That's the latest line.
- I didn't know you could eat like that. - I know, right?
- You're amazing. - Yeah, you're always crying and trying to figure out how to end it.
- Thank you for the meal! - Thank you for the meal!
- That was good. - And so, Chinson Morie and Ryoto Yumemura's team won!
- Why?! - Why?! - I see. - Challenge!
- Challenge, please! - Challenge! - No!
- What?! - What's right and what's wrong? What was it like?
- Well, it's like our "correct answer" rule, but... - Yeah.
- The very first "mashmash konnyaku" and "chitama iri" took about 2 minutes. - Oh!
- You did it too fast! - And "chawanmushi" also took about 2 minutes.
- Yeah. - Yeah. - Wow!
- Seriously? - And "freeze-dried cheeseball" took 40 seconds.
- Ah! - I see.
- "sweet potato" took 4 minutes. - Yeah, I'd like to see that.
- Oh! - Yeah. - "chicken bun" took 30 seconds.
- Wow! - What?! - It took 10 seconds?! - It was that spicy?!
- "daikon" took about 4 minutes. - Wow!
- I'm already lonely. - And so, you two did a great job.
- Thank you! - Thank you! - Thank you! - Thank you!
- Well, you used different flavors of "ajipon" this time, but...
- I thought "mashimashi konnyaku" was really good at first, but...
- you also realized that just adding "lentin star" and "shunyasai" to it was already damn good, right? - Yeah.
- And I heard that "mitsukhan" is doing a video called "shungochi project" where he eats "shunyasai" and makes it tasty... - Huh?
- So I hope you guys try making "mashimashi konnyaku" with "shunyasai"!
- But in that video, we forced you guys to eat "namayasai" and made you suffer from it.
Because of Ajibon-san, the escape route has been blocked.
This is a completely different game without or without it.
It is necessary for the rules to be recorded whether this is true or not.
In the future, I would like to add myself to the advertisement that Ajibon will revive.
goodbye!